- me: why did you just reblog that from them
- me: i literally just reblogged that
- me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
- me: is it because you don't like me
- me: is it because i'm fat
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Moral of the story, don’t bring a girl in the NBA finals, she’ll get bored..
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His signature is now on my blog. *BAM* MOTHAH FUCKAHS!
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Reblogging this just because I think it deserves more notes than stupid hipster shorts get or a pretty girl does.
Very powerful picture. I had to reblog.
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lmao, she jumped back quick as fuck though.
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- Teen Girl Problems:
- I think my boyfriends cheating on me
- OMG she called me a bitch
- What skirt do I wear to the party?
- Who Should I grind with?
- My bestie just kissed my ex
- i broke a nail
- My Problems:
- My Movie won't load
- tumblr won't let me post my video
- my edit is too bright
- i can't find the right position to lay in
- whys all my chips gone
- im hungry
- i want food
A little Piece of Me
I’m a slut because I wear shorts and a tank top.I’m stupid because sometimes I’m wrong. I’m ugly because my face isn't perfect.I’m annoying because I’m not chill enough. I’m a loser because I’m not friends with your group. I’m fake because most of the time I’m happy. I’m weird because I’m not like you. Sometimes I’m clingy because I like being around people. I’m greedy because I like to be satisfied. I’m naive because I’m younger than you. I’m conceited because I’m proud of who I am. I’m rude because my manners aren't perfect. I’m unappreciative because I don’t praise you. Don’t tell me who I am because I already know.
